Somebody switch the lights off on your way out…

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benedictcumberbatch:

221bec:

professionalmisandrist:

What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick

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overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

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lukesocks:

nazerine:

acepitchermihashi:

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is that benedict cumberbatch

how dare you insult sportacus

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joshpeck:
this isn’t the dog park

joshpeck:

this isn’t the dog park

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unclefather:

theskeetman:

if you have nothing good to say say it

i hate stuart little and i don;t think he deserved 3 movies

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brititsh:

when you tell your friends a joke and no one laughs
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llamasouls:

im failing biology

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thepanickedparadoxofdaytoday:

ah man i’m so stuffed, i say, leaning back in my chair and unbuttoning my pants. cotton begins to come out of the top of my pants. i’m a build a bear

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